‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
‘who cares we’re mad cute’
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973)
Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded.
Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy.
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.
The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.
Nintendo was founded at the same time Jack the Ripper was on the loose.
We put a man on the moon before we put wheels on a suitcase.
Oreos were invented the same year the Titanic sank.
The Mongols fought the Crusaders and the Samurais at the same time.
Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.
Dramatic fish turn
heaRD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
So this rly scared me bc for some reason it didn’t register that the whole tank was filled with water not just the little jar….
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”
“Works Sighted”
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